May 2013
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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My lecturer bought in cake to congratulate everyone who showed up to class. ;_____; Such a beautiful soul.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Has anyone had a wagon wheel from that ‘new’ cafe as you walk into the Myer Centre?? They look amazing! Couldn’t justify spending 5 dollars on a biscuit when the were doing a chai and macaron deal for the same price, but maybe next time~
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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I didn’t get up and hour and a half earlier than usual after going to bed at 2am just so this bus could stop for five minutes at every stop. /hyperventilates I have a presentation this morning. Commence freak out.
May 22nd
Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.
thedeepestcircleofhell: “Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.” “You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet. “Oi nah fuck off mate” replies...
May 22nd
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If I know you’re running, then I know you’re hiding. 
May 20th
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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“Get your finger out of your mouth otherwise I will come over there and fart in...”
– My father, everybody
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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my sister finally got herself a first car. and her P’s.  it’s a cute little ugly granny car. ok but seriously get off the road when she’s around guys. 
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
May 14th
Beanie from Lucerne, jumper from Amsterdam, shirt from Paris, boots from London. So comfortable. So European. I love this outfit.
May 14th
I always forget how much I hate 6am.
May 14th
May 13th
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how to boys
foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woo-hoo woo-hoo woo-hoo propose
May 13th
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May 13th
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I’m only working from 10am to 8pm tonight.  Oh joy!
May 13th
Clothes for tomorrowy in the wash and it’s raining and I don’t want to go outside to hang them up because I just want to curl up under my blankets oh man, can’t I do that all week? Ugh, Jess, think of the money. 
May 13th
May 12th
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May 11th
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I spent most of my day at work trying to teach myself how to burp on command, because Jacob looked at me weird yesterday when I said I couldn’t do it.
May 10th
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I’m tired.
May 10th
May 10th
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